I actually got this from my father, no kidding.

Recently, the Administration said each one of us would get $300. It was supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $300 tax rebate…

There are other amounts depending on individual circumstances…

HOWEVER If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is to buy beer,spend it on prostitution, or play golf since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.!

Your cooperation will be appreciated.

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2 thoughts on “I actually got this from my father, no kidding.

  1. Reminds of the Family Guy episode about how golf was invented.

    Peter Griffin: All right, here are the rules: No Jews and no blacks.

    Zing!

  2. I intend to spend mine supporting gambling, smoking and drinking in beautiful if not decadent Las Vegas. Oh, and much of that will go to oil since the aeroplanes are not solar.

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