I am such a nice guy

Since I’ve had more than one request for it, I guess I’ll go ahead & post a couple of the nudes.

They’re not exactly what you’d call erotica- I took them as a reference point so I can judge the results as I get going with my body building quest (I’ve always wanted to be a hunky muscular guy, best I’ve ever managed was a really lean cut look).

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The Fucktard — Asshat connection

It’s official: I have evidence that my absolute favorite underqualified-to-comment-on-politics asshat Chuck Norris is endorsing my new favorite wants-t0-redefine-our-founding-document fucktard politician Mike Huckabee.

I should be above caring about the endorsement, but it brings to mind a more important question: Why the hell does Chuck Norris make the news (even if it is CNN) anyway?

I hope they both get raptured.

Also, here’s an article on Salon about the really wonderful people who also think it would be good to have a Huckabee as president.

Is he batshit yet?

Or do we have to wait until Mike Huckabee actually changes the Constitution and “let history decide” his fucking insane legacy?

I’m referring of course to his bullshit blurb about changing the Constitution to conform to “God’s law”.

And I quote:

But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view

But by whose “standard” of “God’s standards” do we decide which parts of teh damn bible to put into our laws? The Evangelicals? We’re talking here about the folks who thought it was a good idea to immediately start sending missionaries into Iraq right after our invasion to bring christianity to those poor godless muslims.

Did that go well?

What about the Calvinists who think we’re all damned anyway, should we let them decide the law, and have us ALL go to jail?

These commentators were absolute pussies for not calling him on his bullshit. What he’s talking is not less than treason, and the guy’s comment was that Huckabee’s speech was “interesting”?

Seriously we need some rioting in the streets, crowds of thousands demanding that the President of the most powerful nation, ever, should base his decisions on the what I like to call “the real world” rather than the ceremonial law of Bronze Age theologians.

Wherin I jump on the “Tom Cruise is nuts” bandwagon

Here’s some video of teh Cruise basically claiming supernatural abilities to “help” in ways that no other church/cult has.

Just as self-deluded as the “power of the priesthood” of certain other religious folks who just might be in the running for the most powerful office in the history of the world.

Sue me, fucker, I’m an SP, and I’ve got nothing to lose.